Just a quick note to the ding-a-lings that designed my hoodie: 

You might want to reconsider placing whippy face flayling elastic drawstrings in the hoods of your garments.

 I managed to catch the drawstring on my stuff that I was putting in the vehicle this morning — it stretched and strettccchhhdddd and strettccchhhddd some more and then when it came loose, it came back at my face at something resembling mach2 speed.  It was like an invisible enemy slapped my face — ‘what the hell WAS THAT?’  LOL.