Monthly Archives: November 2012
Reflector ERROR
Today I took a “wrong turn at Albuquerque” and was a few mintues late for work — but that wasn’t the funny part —
The funny part was:
There’s road construction happening on many of the streets that I use to get to work. My progress was halted by the flagger,
which means I’m now first in line to get through when the opportunity presents itself. I wait and wait and wait and finally I see an opening for the oncoming traffic to begin their journey thru the maze of reflector sticks & cones and equipment.
Unfortunately the lady in the car at the front of the line, took a wrong route and ended up in behind a big excavator and on the wrong side of the reflector sticks. Mayem ensues – arms waving – reflector sticks being re-arranged – lady in car, instead of going forward thru the re-arranged reflector sticks is now in reverse – more arms waving – her head is on a swivel 0 – she’s panicking – the cars behind her are scattered everywhere, some following her, others on the other side of the reflector sticks, (where they are supposed to be). Finally they get her straightened out and on the right path and I was fortunate enough to be able to continue my commute to work. So sorry small lady driver that I be amused at your misfortune.
My Favorite JOKE for NOVEMBER is CHICKEN
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Elastic Hoodie
Just a quick note to the ding-a-lings that designed my hoodie:
You might want to reconsider placing whippy face flayling elastic drawstrings in the hoods of your garments.
I managed to catch the drawstring on my stuff that I was putting in the vehicle this morning — it stretched and strettccchhhdddd and strettccchhhddd some more and then when it came loose, it came back at my face at something resembling mach2 speed. It was like an invisible enemy slapped my face — ‘what the hell WAS THAT?’ LOL.